Tens of thousands of people who are either living off of unemployment (which is a form of welfare) or who just don’t want to work (probably living on welfare), were out in the streets yesterday protesting the government spending tax dollars to help the rest of the morons who can’t do simple math. (Okay, that opening statement was unfair, some of those people could have been on second shift or retired or something. Also, I should add the greedy money grubbing corporations who make an inferior product because that is what the American people demand until gas prices go through the roof and the gas guzzlers they make stop selling so they decide that they need a bailout from the government which is basically saying “You might as well just buy our crap because we’re going to take your money anyway….” Okay, I feel better now.) It didn’t take long for the media to pick up on this. Just listen to what Anderson Cooper says toward the end of the clip.

CNN Anderson Cooper 360.

In case you didn’t catch that he said and I quote “It’s hard to talk when you’re Teabagging.” Quite an interesting statement from a man who refuses to come out of the closet. The best part is it doesn’t stop there.

The conservative media outlet Fox News, not to be out-bagged by liberal media rival CNN, decided to do their own teabagging and let the rest of the world know what the liberal media was up to. In a grand fashion, Fox News decided that it was important enough to not only write an article about but, also explain exactly what teabagging is. Below is a excerpt from the actual article which can be found here. (Screenshot here.)

Thank you, Fox News, for explaining teabagging to everyone (including our grandmothers). Finally, the media has gotten it right. People don’t care about what’s going on in the world, all they really care about are balls being dipped into someone’s “face or mouth”. Maybe for sports they’ll update us on the Texas Chili Bowl.
Until then, Fail You media!